Men Are Just Happier People–

What do you expect from such simple creatures?

Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves.

Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant.

You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park.

Car mechanics tell you the truth.. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.

You don’t have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character.

Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. People never stare at your chest when you’re talking to them.

The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don’t cut, blister, or mangle your feet.

One mood all the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks.

A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.

Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.

You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original color.

The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck. You can play with toys all your life.

Your belly usually hides your big hips. One wallet and one pair of shoes — one color for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.

You can “do” your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache. You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.

No wonder men are happier!

2 Responses to “Men are just happier people!”

  1. Dan Says:

    If I could humbly list why

    *women are just happier ppl!*

    women’s bathroom doesn’t smell… in fact it smells like flowers or fruits

    women can cry during movies and no one will give it a second thought

    crankiness can always be explained away with ‘pms’… even though its not the case all the time

    women can take long showers and baths without be laughed at. did i mention bubbles?

    doors are magically opened for you… people follow after you

    you have two stomachs or the special ability to space out room for desserts

    no one will give you a hard time for being physically weak…

    you can adjust your height by wearing heels

    when you know any little thing about sports or cars, people are amazed and drool

  2. Joyful Says:

    Very good!
    Mine were one of those forwards that I actually read and laughed at. Yours sound original.

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