A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde are at heaven’s gate. Saint Peter tells them, “You get into heaven by going up 1000 steps. At each step, I tell you a joke. If you laugh, you cannot get into heaven.”
The redhead made it up 50 steps and laughed. Poof, she was gone.
The brunette made it up 200 steps and laughed. Poof, she was gone.
The blonde made it up 999 steps. Just before St. Peter told the last joke, she started laughing. “Why did you laugh?” asked St. Peter “I haven’t even told the joke.”
“I know,” the blonde replied “I just got the first one.”
No offense, it’s just funny!