what did zero say to eight?
“nice belt!”
get it??????
Guest teacher in Amy’s class: “If you are from Portugal, you are…..”
Student: “Puerto Rican!”
Guest teacher: “If you are from Portugal, you are Portugese. When you get old, you are a Portugeser!”
On Tue, 16 Nov 2004 21:14:45 -0800, Elliot Lee wrote:
In the News:
At a creek near Baton Rouge, LA, beavers used abandoned, stolen
money from a casino to help build a dam. The Lucky Dollar Casino
was robbed of $70,000 last week. Police do not suspect the
beavers.
We often refer to the “power of the Holy Spirit” in the sense of performing miraculous acts - healing, speaking in tongues, and the like.
But we need to give the Holy Spirit credit for more.
The power of the Holy Spirit gives us hope (Rom 15:13)
The Holy Spirit talks to us to give us instructions [...]
“Can you spare some change for some food?”
“No, I don’t want to give you money, but, here, I will buy you a hot dog.”
Just next to us was a hot dog stand. The man was hesitant. I think he would rather have the money. But he ate the hot dog.
I didn’t do that kind deed. [...]