What did the astronaut say to the writer?
“I took your book with me to read in orbit, and I couldn’t put it down.”
Okay…
Day: November 23, 2005
A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde are at heaven’s gate. Saint Peter tells them, “You get into heaven by going up 1000 steps. At each step, I tell you a joke. If you laugh, you cannot get into heaven.”
The redhead made it up 50 steps and laughed. Poof, she was gone.